MurderCloud
A satirical cloud-service showcase and Riot Federation Remote Hands experiment. Inspect the live public site, not a marketing render.
Additional engineering proof
We built this website with RiotFleet.
A second example: RiotFleet built, deployed and refined this website through authenticated fleet operations. Explore the real work log and independently earned audit results.
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The work gets done.
Our own website is the demonstration. Real requests became site creation, full-page redesigns, authorized fleet deployment and independently measured results. No simulated test scores.
RIOTFLEET INTERNAL FIELD DEMONSTRATION NOVEMBER 4, 2026
The request
“Find websites that analyze ours — mobile usability, performance, AI agents, even aesthetics. See what we can improve.”
The later rebuild request · actual operator wording
ok, dude we got feedback on the page. it's too busy. take hyperlink anchor tag and (like the menu items) the faqs, that stuff and make them into separate pages. keep the color scheme and layout style and don't stop until the site is finished
This site was created and operated through RiotFleet itself. The AI researched independent testing tools, updated the source in Git, deployed through authenticated Fleet Control and Remote Hands, and verified production from another fleet node. A later owner request rebuilt the site as seven focused pages. Read the published rebuild receipt ↗
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Independently measured outcomes
Mozilla HTTP ObservatoryD A+Security headers strengthened; 12/12 checks passed
AI website readability82 93AgentDots readiness audit, out of 100
Google Lighthouse96 / 100Measured mobile performance on a documented run; desktop 100
Page transfer size−66%HTML compressed from 30.3 KB to 10.2 KB over the wire
A real website rebuild, not a scripted demo. On November 4, 2026, the operator's request to make the website less busy became seven dedicated pages, a simpler homepage and retained dark-purple branding. The site was deployed through authenticated RiotFleet Fleet Control and Remote Hands. A second fleet node checked all eight public URLs, protected-service boundaries and security headers.
Release receipt: Internal engineering PR #118, main commit 38ffc39bdb1af1e326dbddfbded32936401ed6f6; authenticated RiotCore deployment jobs 10604–10609; independent RiotOutpost checks 3046–3048. The source repository is private; this public summary and the authentic screenshots below are available without GitHub access.
The ratings are earned. Chrome Lighthouse measured the homepage's mobile performance at 98/100 and desktop performance at 100/100 on the multi-page release, with accessibility, best practices and SEO at 100/100. Mozilla Observatory independently rated the hardened site A+. Scores are measurements from specific runs, not guarantees for every visitor.
See the original seven-screenshot work log
This is the genuine screenshot sequence, supplied by the operator. Scroll within the frame to follow the conversation, or open the full-length image in a new tab.
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